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My Body Is A Machine That Turns Alcohol Into Diarrhea T-Shirt

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Your fashion statement, redefined with My Body Is A Machine That Turns Alcohol Into Diarrhea T-Shirt, as I walk down the busy streets, my eyes can’t help but scan all the different people and their choice of attire. Some wear trendy clothes to make a statement, while others opt for comfortable and casual outfits. But one particular t-shirt catches my attention – “My Body Is A Machine That Turns Alcohol Into Diarrhea”.

My Body Is A Machine That Turns Alcohol Into Diarrhea T-Shirt

My Body Is A Machine That Turns Alcohol Into Diarrhea Tshirt
My Body Is A Machine That Turns Alcohol Into Diarrhea Tshirt

At first glance, the statement on the t-shirt may seem humorous and comical, but it holds a deeper meaning for those who wear it. For those who have experienced the aftermath of a night of heavy drinking, this t-shirt serves as a reminder of our body’s remarkable ability to process and eliminate toxins.

My Body Is A Machine That Turns Alcohol Into Diarrhea Tshirt
My Body Is A Machine That Turns Alcohol Into Diarrhea Tshirt

But beyond its witty and sarcastic message, this t-shirt brings up an important topic that often gets overlooked – our body’s incredible functioning and adaptability. Our bodies truly are complex machines, constantly working hard to keep us healthy and functioning. From the smallest cell to the largest organ, every part plays a vital role in our overall well-being. And just like a machine, it requires the right fuel and maintenance to operate at its best.

My Body Is A Machine That Turns Alcohol Into Diarrhea Tshirt
My Body Is A Machine That Turns Alcohol Into Diarrhea Tshirt

The phrase “turning alcohol into diarrhea” may seem crude, but it highlights a crucial function of our body – digestion.

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Our digestive system works tirelessly to break down the food and drinks we consume, extracting the necessary nutrients and eliminating waste products. And when we consume too much alcohol, our body’s natural response is to flush it out through diarrhea.

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But this t-shirt is not just a reminder of our body’s digestive process; it also sheds light on the consequences of excessive alcohol consumption. While we may find it amusing to joke about turning alcohol into diarrhea, the reality is that it can have serious and damaging effects on our health. So the next time we reach for that extra drink, let’s remember that our bodies are more than just machines, and we need to take care of them.

My Body Is A Machine That Turns Alcohol Into Diarrhea Tshirt
My Body Is A Machine That Turns Alcohol Into Diarrhea Tshirt

And for those who wear this t-shirt, it serves as a humorous yet thought-provoking reminder of our body’s remarkable functionality.

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Product information

  • Solid colors are 100% cotton
  • Athletic Heather is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
  • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
  • Hoodie and Sweatshirt: 50% Cotton, 50% Polyester
Printing The design is printed on a special film and then transferred to the garment
Color Printed With Different Colors
Size From S to 5XL.
Style Unisex T-Shirt, Women’s T-Shirt, Unisex Hoodies, Unisex Long Sleeve, Unisex Crewnech Sweatshirt, Unisex Tank Top, Unisex V-neck, and more.
Gender Men, Women, Unisex, Youth, Kid
Care Instructions
  • Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
  • Do not bleach; Do not tumble dry
  • Do not iron; Do not dryclean
Brand bbctshirt.com
Shipping from United States, Canada, United Kingdom, Germany, Poland, Sweden, Latvia, Czech Republic, Brazil, Australia and HongKong

Key features:

  • Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems: Double stitching around the edges of the garment makes it long-lasting and durable.
  • Ribbed collar: Allows the shirt to stretch as the head enters the t-shirt, afterwards the collar goes back to its original size, leaving a well-fitted tee.
  • Neck and shoulder tape: Twill tape covers the shoulder and neck seams to stabilize the back of the shirt and prevent stretching.
  • Without side seams: Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, it makes the garment more attractive.

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Our shirts are made when ordered. Due to the time variability of on-demand manufacturing, we offer 2 options for how quickly you want to receive your order. You can select from the following choices in checkout. Standard Shipping and Express Shipping

When Will I Get My Stuff?

Production Times:

  • Standard apparel typically produce in 3-5 business days.
  • Embroidery, Mugs, All Sublimation & Custom hand-made products may take around 5-10 business days.

Shipping Times:

Coutry Standard Express
United States 6 – 12 Business Days 4 – 8 Business Days
United Kingdom 6 – 12 Business Days 4 – 8 Business Days
Canada 7 – 12 Business Days 5 – 8 Business Days
Europe 8 – 14 Business Days 5 – 12 Business Days
Australia 6 – 12 Business Days 4 – 8 Business Days
International 14 – 28 Business Days) 7 – 14 Business Days

Where do we fulfill your orders?

Strongly believe in the principle of "Think global - Act local", we have a network of trusted global distributors in the consumer product printing industry - ensuring efficient and sustainable production processes. Therefore, depending on your shipping address, we will choose the most suitable production and delivery partner to shorten the order delivery time.

In the United States:

  • Stoked On Printing - 365 E Arby Ave, Las Vegas, NV 89119, US
  • SwiftPOD - 1371 Oakland Road, San Jose, CA 95112, US
  • Prinful - 11025 Westlake Dr Charlotte, North Carolina 28273, US
  • MyLocker - 1300 Rosa Parks Blvd, Detroit, Michigan 48216, US
  • Stakes Manufacturing - 34440 Vine St, Eastlake, OH 44095, FL 33014, US
  • Drive Fulfillment - 1226 S 630 E Suite #1, American Fork, UT 84003, US
  • The Dream Junction - 1915 S Susan St, Santa Ana, CA 92704, US
  • Big Oven Tees - United States - 8742 Buffalo Ave, Niagara Falls, NY 14304, US
  • TSC Miami/Monster Digital - 16085 NW 52nd Ave, Miami Gardens, FL 33014, US

United Kingdom:

  • Print Clever - Unit 109 Cheney Manor Industrial Est, Cheney Manor Industrial Estate, Swindon SN2 2DS, UK
  • T Shirt & Sons Ltd - 11 Washington Rd, West Wilts Trading Estate, Westbury BA13 4JP, UK


  • Big Oven Tees (Canada) - 122 Middleton St, Brantford, ON N3S 7V7, Canada
  • Duplium Corporation - 35 Minthorn Blvd, Thornhill, ON L3T 7N5, Canada


  • OPT OnDemand - Korytná 10, 100 00 Strašnice, Czech Republic
  • Gelato Tech España - P.º de la Castellana, 77, 28046 Madrid, Spain
  • Textildruck Europa GmbH - Grenzstraße 15, 06112 Halle (Saale), Germany
  • Gelato ASA - Dronning Eufemias gate 8, 0191 Oslo, Norway
  • Print Logistic - Transmisyjna 5, 92-410 Łódź, Poland
  • PH Print Norden - Rēzeknes iela 5b, Latgales priekšpilsēta, Rīga, LV-1073, Latvia
  • Rogac - Tržaška cesta 65, 2000 Maribor, Slovenia


  • The Print Bar - 9 Florence St, Teneriffe QLD 4005, Australia


  • Gelato São Paulo - Av. Paulista, 2028 - 10th andar - Bela Vista, São Paulo - SP, 01310-200, Brazil


  • SUBLIMINATOR Print-On-Demand, Hongkong

General Shipping

  • Orders print and ship Monday-Saturday.
  • Some items may ship separately.


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